The treeth hurts

August 21

Yea and it’s like ye know eh ye like know that your mates are all sound and like your buzzing like so much and it’s like this is your prime, your PRIME, like again, YOUR PRIME, and it’s like why can’t everyone just have a like buzz and like stop worrying about like the way people get jobs and like use money to like buy things like windows and milk, and instead just like have an ACTUAL buzz instead of like pretending to have one and like ye know as such end up like not telling the truth to their parents and shit….and I’m there thinkin “Oh my god, dinger should have like a PhD or some shit cuz like this is basically the fundamentals of reality he´s hitting on here. So like in my head im like BOOM! And its like yes we are so doing this..and I’m like come on dinger we´re like so getting a joer to like each of our parents gaffs and like ur gonna tell them what you like just told me……it cant be far, I mean I assume we´re in dalkey, after all we did just see some bangin like electray merchant like whomp out the beefers in like the button tripod or whatever the fuck and like we´re like on the sesh afterwards so like if we´re not at least on the dart line ill eat my tits…

So like we ALL end up piling into this joer on our way to dingers like gaff in like dalkey or wherever the fuck, and it’s like “eh….yea na na na na” cuz like zingbot has like crammed his decks into the car and we´re all just like throwing it up to the big guy in the sky basically going like chicken orimental to this new tune by like erol alkan or like booka shade or some other like name that seems to make noise that like we all totally buzz of for totals sake.

So like we all head, we´re talkin ALL the na na brigade here, to like dingers ma´s gaff and it’s like “eh….ring!” on the door…then it’s like BOOM! Cuz she’s all like “Peter what..what is this…who are all these..oh sure there´s Patrick..is he ok” and like straight off the bat Dinger´s just like “mum shut up and listen…it’s like ye know the way when you’re like trying to like say something and its like you’re there thinking about what you might actually not say and like things like why you’re shoes mightn’t work for football so you have to like get new ones cuz like there’s only so much that like your mates who are like so sound and like so important and you like have to say what you mean now NOW because if you don’t you might like end up and it’ll be like really un happy for you and your FAMILY like and you know that that can’t happen because it’s like music is SO important to the way your life is when you’re like there feeling it with your like MATES friends and its like not about being drunk or anything like that its like REAL and like you want to cry to make sure that you can feel that everything that you like have is like FUN instead of like being on tv with your parents”..and its like “eh dinger you sap say what you said in the gaff about all that stuff about having jobs and everything” but it’s like well too late cuz he´s like already loafed dan and like taken the decks down to the beach, and I have to say like if this K has anything to say about it we are all SO going to Diplo in twisted pepper tonight.