Eh...get out of my naas and into my buzz?

Oh my god like the picnic was like hyperborean buzzing without your like kicks on incase you didn’t notice, and its like just so typical of us to be like having this convo at I love techno, its a shame we couldn’t actually go so we just sent over horrendous cunt with all our iphones instead, but like its more or less like being there.

The bigger fish we like just had to oh my god fry.com/totalbuzzersincaseyoudintnotice was that like sap and fingers heard a rumour that people daynt think we’re like buzzing for real anymore, and that its more about the naassness, at least that’s what they like deducted when some stayner grabbed them in some like hippie gaff and was like ‘stop the rot you bastard whelp of a whore rat’ when like the lads stuck on some clearly dingin tune by like Armen van Byuren at like oh my god are you actually having a buzz o clock in the morning. So its like we all have to like don our most delish threads and ‘leak’ a video of us just like having an absolute totes sav buzz for real and being all like ‘eh what? Are we actually doing this or like am I just losing my marbles? So we call like everyone to the gaff, show of solidarity and all that, which makes like 6 of us. Oh my god are we mad?

So we ‘re all just there like licking the camera and like air kissing and bopping and like the ushe shit people like clearly do when they’re having it like first thing on the BK menu, as in like whopper.
Then shit gets a bish madj, cuz like word comes in from Ghent that Pj’s iphone has like taken a dodgy yammer, and like Sy’s iphone is like off scoring some other lad in the pit who promised he’d give all of our iphones pills but its like messy cuz like Padge’s Iphone wanted to score Sy but like Padge didn’t, and like kinda has a thing for Sarah’s iphone.

So its like my iphone and Gizzer’s iphone take pj’s iphone to the jacks but like all its saying is like ‘oh my god I cant believe we’re like at the picnic this is gonna be like such a totes net bulger of an event that like I might actually just like go to Thailand and say more things like this for the 3 months following it.’ But my iphone is like ‘oh my god pjs Iphone shut up you’ve got your like buzz calendar stuck up your orse. we’re at I love techno and your like anointing the buzz with sentiments that have no place in like the latest layer of the nu-rave movement which involves like constantly commenting on the buzz you’re having while you’re having it and like filling your digie with shots of your mates looking like they’re taking time out from commenting on the buzz to actually like have a buzz. So like shut up. The picnic was like months ago and like yea, needless to say we like oh my god absolutely buzzed until, Erol Alkan had to get a restraining order and got like 38 hours worth of top notch air wanking dance action, but like get it together, our iphones are like trying to have a buzz in the like here and actual now.’ And like what can gizzer’s iphone say to that other than ‘oh my god that is like so mdma at exit’.

So its like my iphone just rams a bit of My Dreams Made Actual in pjs iphones charger hole and next thing you know they’re like back on the floor and like funneling those pills that Sy’s iphone managed to get off like that nacker. I mean trust the lower class to give narcotics to a machine. Typical. well my iphones not complaining, and its like video link buzz cuz between us like embarrassing ourselves for the camera to remind all and sundry that we’re still at the like total top of the buzzer ladder, while our iphones are like crowd surfing at like a joint set from like Annie Mac and Tiga’s itouch its like:eh…..whopperbuzzyea?...needless to say eh…..YEA!